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Here are the best Quotes on Twitter for Cologne in the month of September!
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A guy came up to speak to me and his breath smelled like farts and Armani cologne.
Please send me your thoughts and prayers.
— Tooky Kavanagh (@TookyMonster) September 13, 2016
Hollister cologne smells like middle school handjobs
— Austin (@earlaustinod) September 13, 2016
COLOGNE DOES NOT FIX YOUR FUNKY ASS
— grady (@Graadyrk) September 13, 2016
@xxhallepeno the guy next to me might kill me with his cologne 😷
— •halle (@xxhallepeno) September 13, 2016
Whoever sprayed cologne on the bus is getting throat punched
— Nov 24th (@mkelisss) September 13, 2016
making a citizen's arrest on all humans that douse themselves in perfume/cologne. U ARE SUFFOCATING THE REST OF US.
— jana g. (@chatsandchevals) September 13, 2016
Just sprayed cologne in my eye by accident…….@CalvinKlein your product doesn't feel good just so you know.
— Corey Hoban (@Chef_Hoban) September 13, 2016
And there are some guys at my school who shower in cologne
— crept_ebooks (@crept_ebooks) September 13, 2016
The guy in front of me put on wayyyy too much cologne I am choking
— $$K-Money$$ (@kaileyygladden) September 13, 2016
it smells like someone spilled a whole bottle of cologne here oh my GAWD
— 🍒stephanie🍒 (@xostephbrooke) September 13, 2016
Excuse me, sir, but if I can smell your cologne from a good 8ft away, in Starbucks, i think it's safe to say you are wearing too much 😷
— Emily Foust (@emilyfoust118) September 13, 2016
Ain't nothing better than a man in some good smelling cologne. Jesus 😪
— cc. (@caaciqueeeee_) September 13, 2016
sexy smelling cologne will literally trick my mind into thinking someone is hot. it's fucked
— butts (@missjbutts) September 13, 2016
damn this dude showered in his cologne
— Lupe (@FruuitLoopss) September 13, 2016
If you put on so much cologne I can taste it you need to stop.
— Mal 💀 (@malheureux11) September 13, 2016
I was looking around for that person that smelled like good guy cologne & my dumbass forgot it was me cause I used my dads deodorant lmao
— some creep (@cooltrash) September 13, 2016
Currently losing the ongoing elevator contest in my building of who can wear the most cologne/perfume.
— christine goertz (@CaGoertz) September 18, 2016
I'm not wearing cologne.
I'm at work so it's only the smell of defeat and crushed souls in the air
— Scott (@scot4bz) September 23, 2016
Fierce by Abercrombie is my boner smell. @DaveandChuck
— JoEllen (@ReedJoEllen) August 23, 2016
If he smells like Acqua di Gio he definitely shaves his pubes
— ㅤ (@LINZH0E) September 6, 2016